Becoming Morris Chestnut has been a journey, and let’s be real—it’s been an uphill battle. For years, I was convinced I’d be one of those men rocking a fresh fade until I hit fifty. But life had other plans, and genetics humbled me real quick. The struggle wasn’t just about losing hair; it was about confidence too. But I think I’m finally settling into it, and if you’re reading this, you might be on that journey too.
So, this one’s for my bald brothers—the ones who have embraced the Mr. Clean lifestyle and the ones still tiptoeing into it. It’s an ode to us.
Because listen, going bald isn’t just about shaving your head and keeping it moving. There’s maintenance involved. As much as I wish I could wake up every day looking like Morris with zero effort, I’ve learned that a little care goes a long way. So let’s get into it—the tips, tricks, and essentials that have helped me keep my bald game tight. Because just like the rest of your body, your scalp deserves love too.
1. Keep That Scalp Clean
This might sound basic, but hear me out. Just because you’re bald doesn’t mean your scalp is immune to buildup. If anything, it’s even more exposed to the elements—sun, sweat, and whatever else the day throws at you. I make sure to wash my scalp regularly with a gentle scrub, and yes, I use shampoo AND conditioner. Your scalp is skin, and it needs the same care as the rest of your body.
2. Soften the Skin Before You Shave
Before I even think about touching my scalp with a razor, I make sure to soften the skin first. Shaving dry? Nah, that’s a recipe for disaster. I use shaving cream every single time—specifically, Harry’s Shaving Cream. It’s smooth, rich, and makes the whole process easier. Trust me, trying to shave dry is like dragging a rusty blade over sandpaper. Don’t do it.
3. Never Go Against the Grain
Look, I get it. You want that extra close shave. But going against the grain is a setup for razor bumps and irritation. Your hair grows in a specific direction, and fighting that natural growth is how you end up with ingrowns. My rule? Always go with the grain. It’s smoother, it’s cleaner, and your skin will thank you.
4. Invest in the Philips Norelco OneBlade
Let me put you on game. If you’re not using the Philips Norelco OneBlade, you’re doing yourself a disservice. This little tool has changed the game for me. It’s electric, easy to use, and way gentler on the scalp than traditional razors. If you haven’t copped one yet, do yourself a favor and grab it.
5. Hit It With Some Alcohol
I know, I know—some of y’all are gonna call me crazy for this one. But after I shave, I hit my scalp with a little alcohol. Yeah, it burns, but it lets me know my skin is clean. It also helps prevent any potential infections from ingrown hairs. Some might say it’s extreme, but that old-school burn just makes me feel like I did something right. Try it before you knock it.
6. Moisturize With Vitamin D
After all that shaving, a little burn, and a lot of work, it’s time to lock in moisture. My go-to? Jason’s Vitamin D Moisturizing Lotion. It keeps my scalp feeling smooth and nourished, and Vitamin D is clutch for keeping your skin barrier strong. A dry, flaky scalp is not the move, so don’t skip this step.
7. Don’t Forget Razor Bump Cream
Razor bumps? Yeah, we don’t do those over here. They are a bald man’s worst nightmare. I make sure to use a good razor bump cream after every shave. It calms irritation and keeps my skin looking smooth. This step is non-negotiable.
At the end of the day, going bald isn’t just about losing hair—it’s about owning the process and taking care of yourself in the best way possible. And if you’re still struggling to embrace it, just know you’re not alone. It takes time, but trust me, you’ll get there. And when you do? That shine hits different.
Rock it with confidence.
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